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Gurgi wrote
at 11:05 PM, Saturday February 13, 2010 EST
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Gurgi wrote
at 11:08 PM, Saturday February 13, 2010 EST The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
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jet2k5 wrote
at 1:32 AM, Monday February 15, 2010 EST -When Chuck Norris does push-ups he actually pushes the earth down.
-Smoking does not kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. |
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Gurgi wrote
at 11:48 PM, Friday May 6, 2011 EDT When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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The Actress wrote
at 9:42 PM, Friday May 13, 2011 EDT when chuck norris falls into a lake..he does not get wet, the lake gets chuck norris
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