thebeatsurrender wrote at 8:50 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 EDT I think creeps are hawt

purplechick wrote at 9:43 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 EDT Best one i've ever received ... This guy jumped out from behind a bush and said, "Oh did you see me behind this bush, well my name is Josh." Worked like a charm.

Gurgi wrote at 9:44 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 EDT ^^ <3

mnkyhwii wrote at 10:06 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 EDT best ever: first make a sad puppy dog face, then say "if i followed you home, would you keep me?"

The Dark Lord wrote at 10:06 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 EDT "Do you want to play the rape game???" "No?" "That's the spirit!!" Works every single time

Gurgi wrote at 10:07 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 EDT I'm done with the whole rape thing I mean um . . .

mnkyhwii wrote at 10:15 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 EDT or you could go the dirty way "i want to wrap your legs around my head and eat my way to your heart"

Sharon McClain wrote at 10:23 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 EDT "Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas"

mnkyhwii wrote at 10:23 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 EDT good one sharon, i'll have to remember that

The Dark Lord wrote at 10:23 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 EDT Hi, you look just like my little sister. Can I take you out for a drink?