http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog

Ah, such impotent rage. But then again, impotency seems to be a running theme in your life, huh Preston?

Has a perpetual veneer of grease that covers every square inch of his corpulent mass, and a poignantly foul body odor that clouds any Kdice match in its withering miasma. Diddles only children with severe disabilities, since the rest run away screaming upon first exposure to this lecherous subhuman. I'll incoherent your mother's arse, Preston.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/3/19/