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rigor mortis wrote
at 4:35 PM, Friday July 11, 2008 EDT so, i had 10,008 points. i sat down at the 10k table. it was my turn to sketch. the game took my points, put them in the pot, and kicked me out for not having enough points. 1. please fix this bug. 2. i would like my points back. my lawyer tells me that with interest, damages, physical and mental anguish, etc, etc, you owe me about 125,498 points. please make sure these points are in my account as soon as possible, otherwise i will have to seek legal action. in lieu of the points you owe me, i'm willing to accept a moderator flag, which i promise to almost never abuse. your call. |
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rigor mortis wrote
at 2:04 PM, Monday July 14, 2008 EDT first of all, the fact i didn't finish the day with less than 10k doesn't mean i never had less than 10k during the day.
second, i have plenty of witnesses. third, i suggest you take this up with my lawyer, mr sharky mcnuteater, adv. see you in court! |
These cards suck wrote
at 2:53 PM, Monday July 14, 2008 EDT first of all, the fact i didn't finish the day with less than 10k doesn't mean i never had less than 10k during the day.
(I can take and view each move and game play you did thought those two days, I see no foul gameplay (Evidence A-1)) second, i have plenty of witnesses. (Blind people do not make for good witnesses, Nor do friends that can be bought or persuaded. Lastly having a seeing eye dog who was there however when you tell him to lick peanut butter off your **** is a threat not having a witness. So he will not couldn?t as well.) third, i suggest you take this up with my lawyer, mr sharky mcnuteater, adv. (Hope he's good we will be having Mr. I just kick OJ's ass in court, Mr. I just prosecuted Michael Vick, Mr. Dixie Wrecked, and Miss Ivana Humpalotta and yeah, she?s damn good too. ~T~C~S~ ;) |
rigor mortis wrote
at 4:13 PM, Monday July 14, 2008 EDT 1. feel free to post all my scores for the day. we both know that will prove i'm right.
2. my dog likes licking peanut butter off my **** (balls? ass? face? help me out here). he told me so himself. 3. my friends may be stupid, but they're not blind. 4. my lawyer informs me that his costs grew to 500,000 points, so you owe me a round 750,000. i'll own this game before i'm done with you!!!!11!!11one!!11 |
Marice wrote
at 4:38 PM, Monday July 14, 2008 EDT "1. feel free to post all my scores for the day. we both know that will prove i'm right."
I have no doubt that Rigor lost his points. After all, it just happens to some players. "2. my dog likes licking peanut butter off my (deleted because I don't use these terms) he told me so himself." That is just plain unhygenic. Regardless of where he licked. You should train him better. Give him points for good behaviour. "3. my friends may be stupid, but they're not blind." Stupid is lots of peoples friend...and I'm sure she's not blind. But then she is Stupidcheeseboy....when we all know she is a woman, so maybe she can't see properly after all. "4. my lawyer informs me that his costs grew to 500,000 points, so you owe me a round 750,000." I would have been your lawyer for less points. You should have shopped around. I'm considering becoming the representative for the other side...in return for another nice Contribution award next to my name. "i'll own this game before i'm done with you!!!!11!!11one!!11" I'm assuming all the !!!! are to protect the sensibilities of those of us who are perceived as delicate. Anyway. This is looking like an interesting case. I think we should go to court. Jury, court reporter, witness box, the works! Considering I'm currently ranked first in the career stats, can I be the Judge? I will be completely impartial. Though I've a weak spot for chocolate at the moment, and Contribution awards. |
stupidcheeseboy wrote
at 10:16 AM, Tuesday July 15, 2008 EDT I dont really understand how my gender has become an issue in all of this. Should I have to take the fallout for my parents poor choices? Well, we probably all do, but Rigors dog? I cannot see how this innocent mutt is relevant to the case.
However, if I may bring us back to the issue at hand, I would like to point out that Rigor has conducted himself not only with dignity and self restraint but also with eloquence and insight throughout this whole debacle! Qualities which I'm sure you will agree endorse the growing surge of interest in Rigor becoming a mod. |
Tomurai wrote
at 6:06 AM, Wednesday July 16, 2008 EDT TCS - quite simply I believe you're wrong. You are wrong in so many ways. You're wrong about xxxsketch. You were wrong about that person that you thought liked you. You have def been proven wrong about your ties with that "party". You have, are and always will be wrong. Henceforth Rigor is right.
Fix the bug and give him back his damn points! Now... where's that vid u promised me? |