So how are those bushes working out for you Joshy :p

My penis grants wishes.

only if you rub it hard enough

I think this is a defo winner ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SqBdS0XkV4

You are sweet. I would suggest how my husband got me, he made eye contact, then dropped it but did not give off the vibe he was not interested, he peeked at me again. It made me more anxious to look in his eyes again and he batted his eyes at me, sigh. It is an odd idea, but it works. I hope you really like her Gurgi, she would be so lucky!

a couple keepers:

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.

I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities... before we have sex. I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. 


Women like direct right?

"can i use your mouth?"
"tits or gtfo"

aaah, now I found the link to the KDice thread in here (we should totally revive it there too)

for all you married guys:

oh this wedding ring? I only wear it to blow off all these woman that jump on me all the time. But since you meet my extremely high standards, I'll just tell you the truth about it.

Jurgen get back to dice