"I may not be the best looking person here but im the only one talking to you..."

Him: "do you know what you're doing later tonight?"

Her: "nope"


Him: "I do"

i just have to say that i adore this thread. it is fantastic to the nth degree.

If your gonna go down the pick up line its gotta be funny.

I like " Do you come here often?" with a mischievous smile. If she laughs she's a keeper, if not she's not for me.

Or mix some well known ones up. Your father must be a thief, because I keep getting lost in your eyes. That's a shitty example, maybe it aint a good idea.

That said we are better off just learning Russian. The amount of hot single Russians in my area is unreal.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? That's the winner close thread.

Oh Doctor . . If only I had your charm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xye9SHDhkBQ&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_810346

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.