Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [5s, 5d]
squirt3 folds
jack be nimble folds
solstice folds
berghain folds
remark calls
romeojones calls
taterman1 folds
Susan O'Dowd finishes the tournament 10th
Blair Carmichael checks
Dealing flop: [2s, Tc, 6s]
Blair Carmichael checks
dkjets takes a seat
remark bets $800
Blair Carmichael folds
Dealing turn: [Ah]
Dealing river: [Js]
remark shows [5s, 5d] for a pair of fives
romeojones shows [5c, 5h] for a pair of fives
remark wins main pot $1,100
romeojones wins main pot $1,100
remark wins side pot $1,200

On my first hand after a month or two away from gpokr:

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [As, Ks]
Alex48 calls
lanero calls
Krona12345 folds
zivvv raises $50
Candy Man calls
remark calls
ROC 93 calls
Alex48 calls
lanero calls
Dealing flop: [Ts, 3d, Js]
remark bets $150
ROC 93 calls
Alex48 calls
lanero calls
zivvv calls
Candy Man folds
Dealing turn: [Qs]
remark bets $350
ROC 93 calls
Alex48 calls
lanero calls
zivvv raises $1,250
remark calls
ROC 93 calls
Alex48 folds
lanero calls
Dealing river: [4d]
ROC 93 checks
lanero checks
zivvv shows [Ac, Kd] for a straight Ace high
remark shows [As, Ks] for a straight flush Ace high
ROC 93 shows [Qh, 8d] for a pair of Queens
lanero shows [9h, 4c] for a pair of fours
remark wins main pot $6,700
zivvv stands up

congrats on the tourney win! you seem very excited! hopefully this will help you get the medal you want :)

Oh, here we go:
http://kdice.com/tournaments/35/stats/44809524

and I went from lvl 29 to 32!

I won my first tourney! :DDDD
http://kdice.com/tournaments/35

Tourny Rank Winnings Games PPG Kills Dom Att:Def Luck 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th
Final Week Rally
Dez 26, 11 1st 6.300◆ 5 122 1 45 % 57 : 43 47.1 % 40% 20% 20% 0% 20% 0% 0%

Round 1:
remark defended 4v2, 12 to 12, (3,2,2,5 to 6,6)
On my next turn:
remark's turn
hyperfine_transi defended 5v3, 12 to 13, (1,3,5,1,2 to 1,6,6)
Don Leonardo al defended 3v3, 9 to 14, (4,4,1 to 5,6,3)
hyperfine_transi defended 2v3, 4 to 11, (1,3 to 5,4,2)
+1 dice

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kc, 2c]
nemmo calls
remark calls
JABLUE calls
disturbed1 calls
OzzieBob checks
Dealing flop: [5d, 5h, 5s]
disturbed1 checks
OzzieBob checks
nemmo checks
remark bets $4,850
JABLUE calls
disturbed1 folds
OzzieBob folds
nemmo folds
Dealing turn: [As]
Dealing river: [9d]
remark shows [Kc, 2c] for three fives
JABLUE shows [4h, 5c] for four fives
JABLUE wins main pot $7,348
remark wins side pot $1,301

I was defeated before my first turn:
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remark takes a seat
Coco Yambo takes a seat
jehoesefat takes a seat
blackangel takes a seat
thechaz takes a seat
Coco Yambo's turn
David Baker defeated 3v3, 14 to 12, (4,6,4 to 6,5,1)
Kyober defeated 2v1, 6 to 2, (5,1 to 2)
+4 dice
jehoesefat's turn
remark defeated 4v2, 17 to 7, (6,2,5,4 to 2,5)
Coco Yambo defeated 3v1, 14 to 3, (6,5,3 to 3)
+5 dice
blackangel's turn
Coco Yambo defeated 3v1, 8 to 1, (5,2,1 to 1)
jehoesefat defended 2v2, 4 to 9, (1,3 to 5,4)
jehoesefat defeated 2v2, 8 to 3, (4,4 to 2,1)
remark defeated 4v3, 12 to 8, (2,6,3,1 to 5,1,2)
jehoesefat defended 3v2, 10 to 12, (5,1,4 to 6,6)
+6 dice
thechaz's turn
remark defeated 4v4, 16 to 10, (2,5,3,6 to 2,3,4,1)
Coco Yambo defeated 3v1, 8 to 3, (3,1,4 to 3)
David Baker defeated 2v1, 5 to 1, (1,4 to 1)
+6 dice
David Baker's turn
remark defeated 5v3, 11 to 8, (2,2,2,4,1 to 5,1,2)
(-50 for 7th and +0 for dominance)
Rank: 1555th Score: -50 to 100◆.
remark finishes 7th in round 1

everyone agreed to go all-in on the previous hand.

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [3s, 8d]
wojslaw raises $1,450
stone654 raises $5,200
remark calls
LarsBar folds
TILTMASTER calls
BrotherMamwa calls
DENY THE CROSS calls
Feisty Turnip calls
Dealing flop: [8s, 6h, 7h]
Dealing turn: [9h]
Dealing river: [Jh]
stone654 shows [Qc, Js] for a pair of Jacks
remark shows [3s, 8d] for a pair of eights
TILTMASTER shows [3d, As] for Ace high
BrotherMamwa shows [7s, Kh] for a flush King high
DENY THE CROSS shows [6c, 9d] for two pair, nines and sixs
Feisty Turnip shows [Th, 8h] for a straight flush Jack high
wojslaw shows [Qs, Ac] for Ace high
Feisty Turnip wins main pot $9,450
Feisty Turnip wins side pot $600
Feisty Turnip wins side pot $125
Feisty Turnip wins side pot $100
Feisty Turnip wins side pot $5,622
DENY THE CROSS wins side pot $3,652
stone654 stands up
remark stands up
TILTMASTER stands up
BrotherMamwa stands up
wojslaw stands up

cigsmokingman: sex with an actual viking woman had to be NUTS
remark: I used to think that sex with an olympian gymnast would be like fucking a tree chipper because of all the crazy muscles they'd have
remark: viking women might be the same way
CompleteNoob: omg, mark
paradox: HAHAHAHA
CompleteNoob: Hilarious
cigsmokingman: looooooooooooooooooooool