"Right. Well, don't say I haven't warned you! I've laid it on the line to you time and time again! Right! Well - this is it! I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing!"

"People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public." grumble grumble

your avatar makes me smile.

"That's the true spirit of Christmas. People being helped by people other than me." - Jerry Seinfeld :D Merry Christmas!!

A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund. Happy Festivus!

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - Jack Handy

:D

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

A tribute to your football decision. :D

you coulda had your own medal. but no! you lost it! no borrowing for you!

Clearly, you have decided not to comply with my demands and change your availability to my availability. There will be punishment, I am sure of it.

"I just put it down, to come here and be reminded by you to do what I'm already doin'. What is the point in reminding me to do what I'm already doing? What is the bloody point? I'm doing it aren't I?" hehehehehe...