1496 to level 17
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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain
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"You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!"
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"Well, I guess I'll just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again."
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"The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing. "
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"As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment that may or may not contain a chicken! "
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"If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side."
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I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
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"I learned something. Letting my emotions out was the best thing that's ever happened to me. Sure, I'm not funny anymore. But there's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations."
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"Serenity now. Insanity later."
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"Cinnamon. It should be on tables in restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime someone says, "Ooh, this is so good - what's in this?" the answer invariably comes back, "cinnamon." Cinnamon. Again and again."
Now we are even
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