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| About: | Whats the difference between a woman and a battery?
A battery has a positive side! The life of a penis: I only have one eye my hair is messy my skin is wrinkly my relatives are nuts my neighbours an asshole and my best friend is a c**t One night, three guys are at a bar talking and they all think their wives are cheating on them. The first guy says he thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed. They all agree, and the second guy tells his story. He says he thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed. They all agree, and then the third guy says, "That's nothing! My wife is the worst! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe she's screwing a horse." |
| City: | herefordshire |
| Country: | United Kingdom |
| Sex: | Male |
| Age: | 35 |
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