The three wise men arrived to visit the infant lying in the stable, one of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head very hard on the low doorway as he entered, "Jesus Christ!!" he exclaimed loudly,
Joseph said, "bloody hell mary, write that down, it's better than clyde!!...


Merry christmas Hun!!.... :D
Nick xxxx

Just imagine, if you will, princess Diana, and pamela anderson dying on the same day, and they both have to go before st.peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
unfortunately there is only one place left, so st.peter must decide which of them gets in.

st.peter asks pamela, if there is some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says "look at these"... they are the most perfect that god ever created, and i'm sure it will please him to see them for all eternity.

st.peter thanked pamela, and asked diana the same question, diana drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of mineral water, and starts to 'douche' with it.
st.peter says, "ok diana, you can go in, and have a nice day".

pamela is outraged, and screams, "what was all that about, i show you two of gods finest creations, and she performs a disgusting pornographic act, yet she gets in and i don't"!!...

st.peter says, "sorry pamela, but a royal flush beats a pair any day"!!!....

¢¾Happy Holidays¢¾

He! hoe heb je gezeten? I'm good. Cya around. Have fun & good luck!

Sorry ik ben niet Nederlands. : D

hey Mas!!!, How the devil are you!!! bet you don't remember me!!! can u drop me a message on [email protected] (check avatar!!!)

hey M havnt spoke to u in ages, hows u? i put a picture of me as my avatar so u can see the mug lol

soz mas i know your not up! gizz says fart! but i kind of like this trak

*pokes*

Just had this feeling and thought about you! Hope you're well and life is treating you kind cuz you deserve the best that life has to offer...cya around! lottsaluv sweetie!!!!

Dealing pocket cards: [Td, Ts]
ajaxian calls
Bono02 calls
masuhujo raises $250
Tijgje calls
chipsylein folds
nixs folds
raffy raises $3,200
moonpig folds
MrTrumpet folds
ajaxian folds
Bono02 calls
masuhujo calls
Tijgje calls
Dealing flop: [6s, Tc, Th]
Bono02 checks
masuhujo bets $2,700
Tijgje calls
Bono02 calls
Dealing turn: [8s]
Dealing river: [Qs]
masuhujo shows [Td, Ts] for four tens
Tijgje shows [8d, 8c] for a full house, eights full of tens
raffy shows [9s, 9d] for two pair, tens and nines
Bono02 shows [Qc, Ad] for two pair, Queens and tens
masuhujo wins main pot $12,925
masuhujo wins side pot $4,350
masuhujo wins side pot $2,500
Tijgje stands up
raffy stands up