In the smoky old den, there's Lars,
Whose poker prowess often mars.
He bluffs and he schemes,
But it's never as it seems
"Damn this game!" he roars at the cards.

Why did the bowler date a pin-up model? Because she was the only one who let him practice filling all three holes at once!

My favourite gpokr player of all time

nice month for you in April...keep it up lars, you are a good player

Lars i am really tired of seeing you bash this site and ryan because you get bad cards...every time i see you playing at a table its the same thing...if you dont stop...maybe you need more chat time off... if it continues that just may happen

To temporarily mute another player's chat, type the following into the chat box:

/mute player name

There is a space between mute and the player's name. The name must be typed exactly as it is, case sensitive.
No one else will know that you have muted a player, this will last until one of you stands up

your chat has been reinstated please refrain from calling players names.

wooooooot!!! good job!!

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Js, Kh]
ciccia folds
final bullet raises $20,000
TheJB calls
joobin calls
Donkey Puncher folds
sofoklo calls
Dealing flop: [Tc, Qd, 4s]
sofoklo checks
final bullet bets $35,000
TheJB raises $125,000
joobin raises $215,000
sofoklo folds
final bullet calls
Dealing turn: [Ac]
final bullet bets $335,000
joobin calls
Dealing river: [Jd]
final bullet shows [Js, Kh] for a straight Ace high
TheJB shows [Td, 6d] for a pair of tens
joobin shows [Ad, Qs] for two pair, Aces and Queens
final bullet wins main pot $457,500
final bullet wins side pot $700,000
final bullet wins side pot $75,000
TheJB stands up
joobin stands up
TheJB takes a seat got me into 7th