RIP Hun xoxo

thought ad just write on here to save panties fingers from hurting lol mate hows you missed our drinking times hahaha

am i the only one that writes here? crap slap the dog and get him to post. sheesh makes me look like a stalker. oh well i ll just grab another ale.

gosh darn it, where the hell are ye boy? has been way too long... you off being unfaithful with kebabs again? *sobs, needs some gezza nonsense asap or will become serious. ffs help me*

have i upset you possum chops? wudnt have been me, just slap mr beer, he is a bastard!!!

when did i write that? did you spike my drink again? damn you!!!! oh my eyes are thirsty. thanks gezza boy, but i can see no other way possum, need way more! now send curry asap!!!!! ps i think i need a new home, got a spare couch?

oh dear luvey, i tried to save ya, wud ya listen? no, just another whiny wench. oh christ return to me when you have done your pennace.

you are a laugh gezza, its always fun. pants