tookes, where pray tell are ye hon? worried like monkey. canny sleep, canny focus on cards, oh god i despair! ok i lie, just missing your stupid arse! ha ha, come back to the fold

gooo? what pray tell? u been upsetting someones dog again tookes? i have an icecream headache from swimming in the sea how do you do 2 degrees?

ya 3ayny ya salaaaaaaaaaaaaaam