I offically retire from this shit! I can't make any sort of run today. F**K this!

Yet another bust for this month. I will bet the world right now that I will rank this month with absolutely no chips in the bank.

From rags to riches.


Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Th, Kh]
2277777 calls
sofoklo calls
acetilt calls
Todd the Wad folds
stickyourcard raises $5,000
transmit folds
JonasAlCaponas calls
2277777 calls
sofoklo calls
acetilt folds
Dealing flop: [Td, 2h, 5d]
JonasAlCaponas bets $81,723
2277777 calls
sofoklo folds
stickyourcard folds
Dealing turn: [Ah]
Dealing river: [5h]
JonasAlCaponas shows [Th, Kh] for a flush Ace high
2277777 shows [Ad, Qd] for two pair, Aces and fives
JonasAlCaponas wins main pot $184,946

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO PLAY LIKE RETARDS THIS MONTH?? THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED!!


Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Tc, Ks]
mutch007 checks
mt pockets checks
vitamisa calls
BiGsUn calls
av8r-01 calls
Aivis calls
coolguy calls
Klasseegon calls
JonasAlCaponas checks
Dealing flop: [3s, 4c, Ts]
Klasseegon checks
JonasAlCaponas bets $600
mutch007 folds
mt pockets folds
vitamisa folds
BiGsUn folds
av8r-01 calls
Aivis raises $1,200
coolguy folds
Klasseegon folds
JonasAlCaponas raises $1,400
av8r-01 calls
Aivis calls
Dealing turn: [5h]
JonasAlCaponas bets $6,500
av8r-01 calls
Aivis calls
Dealing river: [5d]
JonasAlCaponas bets $11,100
av8r-01 raises $14,100
Aivis folds
av8r-01 shows [5c, As] for three fives
JonasAlCaponas shows [Tc, Ks] for two pair, tens and fives
av8r-01 wins main pot $49,500
av8r-01 wins side pot $3,000
JonasAlCaponas stands up

It's attack of fucking idiots this month!


Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Ad, Jc]
thebricklayer calls
Sulzanti calls
DrRich calls
JonasAlCaponas raises $500
imafalcon folds
dr. zoidberg 69 calls
melonballs folds
Psion calls
countCount sits out
countCount folds
thebricklayer folds
Sulzanti folds
countCount sits in
DrRich calls
Dealing flop: [3c, 7d, 4d]
Psion bets $50
DrRich folds
JonasAlCaponas raises $1,200
dr. zoidberg 69 calls
Psion calls
Dealing turn: [As]
Psion bets $750
JonasAlCaponas raises $3,325
dr. zoidberg 69 calls
Psion raises $3,200
dr. zoidberg 69 calls
Dealing river: [3s]
JonasAlCaponas shows [Ad, Jc] for two pair, Aces and threes
dr. zoidberg 69 shows [Jd, 6h] for a pair of threes
Psion shows [2c, 5c] for a straight five high
Psion wins main pot $15,775
Psion wins side pot $1,250
JonasAlCaponas stands up
JonasAlCaponas takes a seat


(FROM CHAT):
JonasAlCaponas: Why the hell would you call a 500 dollar pre-flop bet with fucking 2-5??
Psion: cause i knew I'd beat ur ass?
JonasAlCaponas: I think that's bullshit, and you're retarded, but congrats on lucking it. Hope that works for you every time.
Psion: thx...what place are you again
Psion: oh that's right
JonasAlCaponas: Yeah keep talking shit, it's just like how you play.
Psion: lol...um ur the cry baby who started this discussion
JonasAlCaponas: Cause you're retarded. You're one of those people that got lucky and you're trying to act like you're the man for lucking into a big pot.
Psion: lol...nh

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Ac, Td]
Yosemite checks
Rigu raises $2,000
Ratun folds
JonasAlCaponas calls
irish rover calls
Yosemite folds
Dealing flop: [5h, 6s, 7c]
JonasAlCaponas checks
irish rover checks
Rigu bets $2,500
JonasAlCaponas calls
irish rover folds
Dealing turn: [Kh]
JonasAlCaponas bets $5,000
Rigu calls
Dealing river: [Kc]
Psychosocial takes a seat
JonasAlCaponas bets $28,400
Rigu folds
JonasAlCaponas wins main pot $49,600
(From the Chat):
Rigu: pfft
irish rover: lol
Rigu: QQ sucks
irish rover: call noob
irish rover: lol
Ratun: oplaaaaaaaaa
irish rover: more loses rigo
Rigu: i dont really care
Rigu: if i lose
Rigu: or win
irish rover: lol

GODDAMN THIS FUCKING MONTH IS RIDICULOUS!!
I can't catch a single wave of even remotely decent cards this entire WEEK! God fucking forbid I get a hand that isn't cracked, statistically close to impossible to beat, (yet still does), or get 50 hands in a row of off-suit splits!! FUCK GPOKR!!!

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Ac, Ts]
JonasAlCaponas calls
shattuckstud calls
Roddy calls
_Miky_ calls
gmanc checks
Dealing flop: [Jh, Ad, Qc]
_Miky_ bets $15,000
gmanc calls
JonasAlCaponas raises $30,000
shattuckstud folds
Roddy folds
_Miky_ calls
gmanc calls
Dealing turn: [9d]
_Miky_ checks
gmanc checks
JonasAlCaponas bets $236,909
_Miky_ folds
gmanc calls
Dealing river: [5c]
gmanc shows [9s, Js] for two pair, Jacks and nines
JonasAlCaponas shows [Ac, Ts] for a pair of Aces
gmanc wins main pot $588,818
JonasAlCaponas stands up

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [6s, 6h]
srdavebetterhalf folds
JonasAlCaponas calls
tonyrf86 raises $2,000
Christophe B folds
jakers 69 calls
Todd the Wad calls
JonasAlCaponas calls
Dealing flop: [Tc, 6c, 6d]
jakers 69 checks
Todd the Wad bets $3,000
JonasAlCaponas calls
tonyrf86 raises $6,000
jakers 69 folds
Todd the Wad calls
JonasAlCaponas calls
Dealing turn: [3s]
Todd the Wad checks
JonasAlCaponas checks
tonyrf86 checks
Dealing river: [9d]
Todd the Wad bets $7,000
JonasAlCaponas raises $67,500
tonyrf86 calls
Todd the Wad folds
JonasAlCaponas shows [6s, 6h] for four sixs
tonyrf86 shows [9s, Th] for two pair, tens and nines
JonasAlCaponas wins main pot $168,000
Spector takes a seat

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Qc, Qh]
MJT calls
dale4 folds
lulumar folds
Arty80 calls
skippah27 calls
JonasAlCaponas raises $800
MJT calls
Arty80 raises $5,000
skippah27 folds
JonasAlCaponas raises $18,400
MJT folds
Arty80 calls
Dealing flop: [6d, Ks, 8d]
Dealing turn: [9h]
Dealing river: [6h]
Arty80 shows [Qd, Qs] for two pair, Queens and sixs
JonasAlCaponas shows [Qc, Qh] for two pair, Queens and sixs
Arty80 wins main pot $20,000
JonasAlCaponas wins main pot $20,000