i need ya mister, do you think you could drop on by?

oh honey, i miss my asian cousin. i dont wanna play without him, pokr becomes meaninless!

arrh come on todd, you have sooo many names,and i have but one. send your email to me. cos this is so painful mister

mister!!! i play like once a week, can you not have the decency to give up your sleep to talk to me? i dunno, i am so hurt by your absence, tears chorus down my face, and they aint singing no tunes mister!