floody2 wrote at 9:15 AM, Saturday January 10, 2009 EST Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.

floody2 wrote at 9:14 AM, Saturday January 10, 2009 EST Yo mama is so fat, when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

floody2 wrote at 9:14 AM, Saturday January 10, 2009 EST Yo mama's so dumb, when god was giving out brains she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick.

floody2 wrote at 9:13 AM, Saturday January 10, 2009 EST Yo mama's so fat that she went into 7-11 and didn't come out until 11:07.

floody2 wrote at 9:12 AM, Saturday January 10, 2009 EST Yo Mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes

floody2 wrote at 9:12 AM, Saturday January 10, 2009 EST Yo mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest and in the corner it says ''actual size.''

floody2 wrote at 9:11 AM, Saturday January 10, 2009 EST Yo mama's so stupid she thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac in each hand.

floody2 wrote at 9:11 AM, Saturday January 10, 2009 EST Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter.

floody2 wrote at 9:10 AM, Saturday January 10, 2009 EST Yo mama's face is so ugly, when she cries the tears run down her back.

floody2 wrote at 9:10 AM, Saturday January 10, 2009 EST Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!