Dr Poops answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line:"We need a fourth for poker," said the (anaes)friend.
"I'll be right over," whispered the Poops.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"
"Oh yes, quite serious," said Poops gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!"

Omaha Lesson:

What you do is get four cards. Doesn't matter much what they are because nobody really looks at them anyway. Next, they put three cards on the board. It doesn't matter what they are because nobody really pays any attention to the flop either. Then one more card for the turn and another one for the river. Same betting scenario as before. Doesn't really matter much what they are, except, for a few of the players that may have "cheated" and looked at their hole cards. These players may now fold if they have absolutely no outs. (Mostly bad sports.) Now, at the showdown, everybody turns over their cards and helps the dealer figure out who has the best hand. You MUST play two cards out of your hand so this usually takes a while and and the winning hand is usually found out after a little bit of searching by all of the players and a partially confused dealer. The dealer now pushes the pot to the wrong player and everybody yells at him and he smiles glibly and says, "Oh yeah,,,sorry" and then sends it in the right direction. Then, after all of that excitement dies down, everybody lets out a collective sigh of relief and gets ready to wind up and do it all over again. Fun game.

look hun, Karma!
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Jh, Js]
nlade takes a seat
tito10 calls
masuhujo calls
Mikk takes a seat
RogerGee checks
Dealing flop: [5h, Jd, 6c]
masuhujo bets $150
RogerGee calls
tito10 calls
Dealing turn: [4h]
masuhujo bets $250
RogerGee raises $8,112
tito10 folds
masuhujo calls
Dealing river: [5d]
masuhujo shows [Jh, Js] for a full house, Jacks full of fives
RogerGee shows [7c, 8c] for a straight eight high
masuhujo wins main pot $12,700
RogerGee wins side pot $2,062
daplaya takes a seat

happy thingy days hun ;)
*plays a bit with moons Xmas-balls..*
xxx

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied...

An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.

When the black male reaches a certain age,
a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight.
After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, 'How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?

'The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband, 'How is our little experiment coming along?'

'Well, it looks like we're about half way there,' he replied.

'Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?'

'No, it's turned black.'

hey