I got teary eyed reading your story. So incredibly poignant yet inspiring. We should all take a lesson from this story and hold tightly to our wallets. Money clip users.... you've already lost haven't you. For shame.

This guy <--- What a jerk, if you ask me he shouldn't even be alive. I knew am man once, he had peanut butter in his teeth, he enjoyed eating celery, but on Tuesdays he would always have a bagel. One day this man was daring, it was not his regular Tuesday, he actually had a bagel on a Thursday. Now, because of his irrational behavior towards his normal schedule, the man suffered dearly, and his whole family had bagels, but each bagel was poisoned with turtle tears, the deadliest poison of them all. Shortly after consuming the bagels, all his family members started to grab their throats. Choking and coughing they looked at the man, and he could see the question in there eyes "Why isn't it Tuesday??". The man broke into tears as he too become a victim of the poisoned bagels. His last words, if he could have let them escape, were none other than "The Game" and he keeled over dead! The light left his eyes, and he lost, he lost everything, except his wallet. Moral of the story? Don't lose your wallet.