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Bog Snorkling
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
When someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, can that be considered a hostage situation?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason.
Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius
Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms |
